The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
why do cheetos always look like penises
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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