i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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