i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
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Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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