I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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