Christians are straight up FREAKS
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
