ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Randomize
