you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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