doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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