soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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