i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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