i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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