Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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