She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah