Sry I called you an 8
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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