I'm so fucking centered right now
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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