We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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