that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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