You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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