First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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