Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
The ass gains better be worth it
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