I must be too annoying 4 u.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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