You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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