just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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