I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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