She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
