Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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