I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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