I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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