she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize
