I want to stick my p in your. b.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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