Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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