I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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