Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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