so explain again why im purple
no
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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