Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
two words...techno handjob
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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