Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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