i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I think people are normalizing furries
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