No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It's official drugs can't kill me
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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