Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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