Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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