I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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