You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
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If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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