He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
tell me about the fingering
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