He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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