My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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