He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize