i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Your cock deserves a montage
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Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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