living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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