oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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