that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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