They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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