Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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