I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
She just used a chaser for red wine.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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