i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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