no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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